Ellen DeGeneres gave a dramatic reading from Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi’s new book ‘A Shore Thing’ on ‘The Ellen DeGeneres Show.’
DeGeneres dons glasses, then proceeds to read excerpts from the book. Examples of Polizzi’s sparkling prose include, “Gia gulped. She reached for the front fastener and set her girls free,” and “You are such a ho!”
But this, from a chapter subtly entitled “Come One, Come All,” is the best of all: “The white washcloth over his privates started to move.
(Source: TVSquad.com)
