Nicole ‘Snooki’ Polizzi, of ‘Jersey Shore,’ dropped by ‘Live With Regis and Kelly’ and announced she’s finally found the man she’s looking for. And, shockingly, he doesn’t qualify as a “gorilla juicehead.”
Polizzi said that Gianni — the man she hooked up with on the most recent episode of the reality show, and the man whose name she couldn’t remember — is her current beau. But, he isn’t the musclebound type that she usually goes for. “He’s definitely not a gorilla juicehead,” said Polizzi. “But, you know, he’s a guido.”
Then, talk turns to whether Regis Philbin is the brawny kind of man that might catch Polizzi’s attention. “I would consider Regis a hot ape,” Polizzi said, meaning a mature, “grown-up gorilla.’
(Source: TVSquad.com and ABC-TV)